The past 48 hours have been hella fun, although I kinda limped around wherever I went coz my calves are aching due to certain enthusiastic workout moves. I watched two movies, binged on a load of junk, got really high, attended another wedding, and went all over the island being as much of a hedonist as I possibly can.
Gallivanting around town with Tank and his younger brother (who's my age) can be pretty awesome. It's nice that we can talk about a lot of things together. Both of them are just so full of sick jokes and my sides hurt from laughing so much.
Little Brova is such a crazy person to hang out with! He speaks a lot of Malay and half the time we gotta ask each other to repeat what the other is saying. And he also asks the weirdest questions and is scarily open about sex. It's scary especially since he talks real loudly no matter where he is.
LB: Let me ask you, Nash. Would you want to get fucked by a different guy every week?
Me: I think my answer would vary according to whether your brother is sitting next to me listening to this conversation or not. (I was only joking [honest!] but Tank chokes on his soda)
LB: Think about it, it'll be great experience. Right, bro?
Tank: Fuck you.
LB: Haha. Still, answer me, Nash. Would you like to?
Me: *stalling for time* Would like to what? (seriously, wth.)
LB: Have a different guy every week, instead of sticking with my brother. I mean, I know he's fucking sexy, but.. you know... *wiggles eyebrows*
I know what?! I just burst out laughing. Really, I can't answer such a question in a bloody restaurant. And with Tank himself sitting there? No way.[[But of course, my honest answer would have been a straight No. I don't believe in that kind of sex no matter what some people think.]]LB asked another question again when we were at the carpark walking towards Tank's car. This time he whispered, so Tank didn't hear.
LB: Is my brother rough with you?
Me: Excuse me?? What do you mean by rough with me?
LB: With you, on you, under you, inside you, whatever. Rough or not?
Me: Dude you're like totally horrifying me. (DON'T ask where that word came from.)
LB: Really? I just wanna know whether he's rough or gentle. But his size is quite good, right? I don't wanna boast.. but mine is fucking great. So his must be, too.
All I could afford to do was blink rapidly in a mixture of incredulity and amazement. Doesn't this guy feel the least bit weird that he's talking about his own brother? I'm very selective about who gets to hear about what goes on in my private affairs, and I just can't do it with LB. Why would I be talking about Tank's equipment with his brother, again? Ughh.
Me: I guess your brother has... his moments. (Dumb answer. Whatevs.)
LB: Serious shit, huh? Mine is awesome. What? Don't believe me? I can show you if you like.
Wow. No way. This dude is beyond any Malay guy I've ever met, and honestly? It's a bit disconcerting. Those aren't the only questions he asked, either.I gotta say though... LB is one smokin' hotshizzle. And if I wasn't dating his brother I'd really like to see what he's got. He's got a different girl almost every week, the bloody heartbreaker. I'm so tempted to put his picture here but that'll just ruin his street cred or whatever it is. You either meet him or you don't, eh.(And if you're a girl, I really hope you don't.)
17 comments:
L-A-W-L Nashh! I can really imagine how you must have felt.
Hmmm.. if you really wanna see what he's got, just do a threesome. :D
Anw, I miss you. Hope to see you when I get back. :D
Take care for now.
XOXO
Threesome my ass. I am so not about to have rude thoughts about his brother. Adik laki pacar gwe , Ame. BROTHER. Does that mean anything to you?
But I admit that I thought about it. Haha.
"has..his moments."
OMG BEST part to me. I wonder how u went out with both of them without getting tingly? One is a greek god, the other must be like mini Hercules without the rippling muscles.
Izan, who said I wasn't tingly? Both of them are sexy! LOL. It felt weird at first. I got a lot of daggers thrown. =/
But after a while I'm like, oh fuck it.
That's the way. HAHA. So how awesome is it when Tanky has those 'moments'?
I shall not describe.
just 7 words:
ho mo er ot ic as hell
OK, that's not saying creepy shit just to mess with your head ... He wants something ...
Isn't he afraid Tank is going to hurt him?
*chuckling at your qwazy life*
*warm hugs*
G
Tank's brother is gay. He is way too curious about his brother's cock and performance with said cock to be straight.
/discussion
And the two are probably similar in size as well, so if you've seen Tank's you've seen LB's (although being younger his is probably a tad smaller). Is that why they call him Tank?
@ Uno: 2 words. UH HUH.
@ Gad: OMG Gad. Don't tell me that! And I guess he thinks..his elder brother loves him too much to hurt him? Geez man I don't know.
@ Woozala: No Woo, he's as straight as a rod. Similar in size, huh? Maybe. I don't want to speculate anything.
And no! His name is just a name. Heh.
I kinda agree with gadfly. He wants something. And he's hot, right? What's the harm?
Forgive my semi-horny thoughts.. but how crazy will it be if you got knocked up and have no idea who the dad is?
YEAH. At least the baby will still look like one of the family. LOOOOOOOLLL.
Sorry. As if your life needs any more doses of crazy.
@ Justyn & Zan: You guys have lost it, haven't you!
XD
HAHAHAH!!! And you're telling me u dont have anything to do for the holidays??! Hmmph. :P
@ Mas: Not really, anyway! Hahaha...
As the saying goes:
A bird in the hand ... is worth two in the...bush?
HAH! =p
P.S - don't JUGGLE more than you can handle my fren. XD
I wouldn't dream...
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