I've just been thinking about some of the snippets of conversations I've had or heard; the ones that are hard to forget. It's a bit of a reflex action to replay them in my head when I'm feeling stressed or a bit down. (No, I'm not saying that I'm moody right now.)
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NB : So how did the hot date go?

SH : ....*blalala* and he was about to kiss me goodbye when the last bus came.

NB : And..?

SH : And in my panic I accidentally shouted in his face "OMG my bus is so here!" and ran to the bus.


Way to end the date, you frickin cheapskate. Wahaha.

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SV : I had a fat man sitting next to me on the plane. I was being pressed to the window!

NB : Uh...did you say like, 'excuse me'?

SV : Excuse me what? 'Excuse me, can you eat just 4 chickens a day instead of 10?'??


This, coming from a person whom I thought was the totally un-meanest friend ever.

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FL : Hey, are you attached?

NB : Yes, and you already know that.

FL : No, I don't mean your limbs being attached, I'm talking about having a boyfriend.


Thanks for making it sound like I was too dumb to understand, eh?

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DW : Yo, pass me that banana over there.

NB : Which one?

DW : The yellow one.


Oh excuse me, DW. I thought you preferred the blue one.

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RD (attempting to scare me since I was going home alone one night): Hey, be careful when you reach the lobby...

NB : Why?

RD : There's been rumours about a really freaky tall short man....


YES. Because I'm sure that man is both tall and short at the same time, you bloody liar. Haha.
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ZF : Ok..Namer kau aper? Biol*? (/What's your name? Biol?)

SN : Kurang ajar seh... Kalau aku Biol, kau is Biol-er. (/How rude. If I'm Biol, you're Biol-er)

ZF : Bioler**? Bioler tu kan musical instrument! (/I'm Bioler? But that's a musical instrument!)


*Biol means like, retarded.
**Bioler is actually BIOLA, and it's just viola in English.


ZOMG. That was so lame it was good. I laughed til my insides hurt.

Anyhoo, school starts Monday! So like, help me God. Yay.