Coming.
I'll be going for Ben & Jerry's with my brother and accessory shopping with my aunt tomorrow. Today though, a text conversation between one of my galpals and me is enough to trigger a whole slew of bad thoughts to keep me occupied. Yes, she'll be reading this.
Her: Dude we're goin back to his hotel rm again.tonite. He insistd.
Me: Who's "he", again?
Her: the swiss guy.
Me: Ah. Ok.
Her: DUDE!! hes fcking big it freaks me out yo
Me: lol. Do i need to know this?
Her: the worst part is tt he cums in french......
Me: Thanks for the 411. my life is now more enriched with tht info. Anything else?
Her: i hav no idea wat hes saying,,!! why cant he just do it in english.. Help me!
Me: What do u want me to DO??
Her: Help me translate hahahahahhaha.
Me: Very amusing, i'm sure. -.-
Her: Jeez haha i bet even your ex from brunei nvr cums in malay.
I shall not dignify that comment by responding, Ms Zachary, but thanks for the entertainment.
[update]
I just found a place which serves tequila blended with Mars Bars. Oh no. Oh no.
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24 comments:
HAHAhaha your responses to her made me crack up XD
i spit out my cafe espresso. now we know, swiss guys are "fcking big".
hoho. rofl.
ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahh. your friend is hilarious.
How does she propose you TRANSLATE??? Haha! This kinda made ma day. Weird.
I'm ashamed to say I know Ms Zach personally. huhu
Too bad I didn't know she was sleeping with the swiss. I thought she was with the indo grafitti guy..?
-RD
@ Heloise: Don't laugh! XD
@ Putra: I refuse to generalize...
@ Ejannz: She's knocked in the head, seriously.
@ Flaz: Weird, but believable. :)
@ Rayan: Trust me, the indo graffiti guy is so old news. LULZ.
WE ALL NEED FRIENDS LIKE THAT!! Love your responses. wakakaka
We certainly do.
Whaddya mean old news? Isn't he the one at Arena? Oh wtf Ms Zachary...
You meeting shinny for tennis or not? I feels like watching u guys.
-RD
Rayan, that guy was the Arena dude but he left for Cali like, 3 weeks ago. LULZ.
And yeah, I think we're playing. Stay tuned for doubles. Bring your protective gear!
grrl gonna be so spoiled, mm hmmm
mars bars tequila? blended?? "oh no" is right! gotta tell me all about it. and have fun with ben&jerry's later.
Superb.U loved my last poem remember?I've a new poem,Nashe.Can't wait 4 ur comments.
hahah. how were you supposed to help her translate? can she remember what he say even? please dont tell me you guys were planning on recording it.
I'm just wondering the look on your face when she brought up the brunei hottie. HAHA.
Hahahaha. Girl talk...Lols... that was a bit too descriptive even for me. hehehehehe...
You know what they say about a friend in need hehe.
I thought girls like to talk about stuff like that?
Hehe. Indeed! It's just that I was barely out of bed when she texted me. LOL
Can you post how to actually "cum" in French? I've been doing it in English which is weird because I'm in a French speaking country.
Slop, I really don't know. I asked a French girl, and she thinks it's something along the lines of "Ah oui ouai..!!"
Her words, not mine. XD
How many languages do you know? Can you write down how to cum in every language that you know lol?
I can speak about 4 languages. But don't ask for any samples. LOL!
TMI! TMI!!! hahaha! ;P and oh my, tequila blended with mars bars?!!??! =D
YEAPP! You should have one sometime!
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