M'aidez. CHERCHE!
I'm completely sick of this ugly man being on the loose.
He's been out there for the past 7 months, yo! Where could he have gone, we all wonder. Maybe he attempted to swim to Batam but got killed by pirates instead. Or maybe he's making a a little mud hut on Pedra Branca.
Whatever it is, he's being a pain in Singapore's ass. Like, fine alright yes, we now know that you can elude Houdini with your escape techniques and you're brilliant and you can do this and that; but dude! It's getting old, you know? Just turn yourself in before Aidilfitri and we promise we'll all visit you in your jail cell... We'd bring you a shitload of ketupat. I'd personally throw in some cookies as well.
I bet you haven't had a cookie for the past year.
Where do you think Mr I-escaped-from-a-toilet-window is?
(Eh seriously stop it sak anak Kastari. You win already lah, okay. Now come up and collect your prize. You buat I sakit kepala lah sey.)
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Gmn sih lo... kalo dia ga bisa ngertin bahasa inggris gimana! Hahahaha..!
- RD
@RD : GAH. Aku serius ni!
interesting. *thinks*
Woman I didn't know what to think when I opened your site. Can't believe you're thinking abt this asshole.
btw, were you chatting with Chester?
@ Xavier : :)
@ izan : Yeah I was. zup.
I think he's still in Spore...
NASH. The last part damn funny, can.
I think he is still there incognito.
@ fai : Hahaha...ya aku tau. x)
@ Deepak : You think? Well that sure stinks.
haha true. i'll throw in a pot of lodeh as well. ok just a small pot.
Where's the goddamn Batman when you need him?
@ Kam : Lodeh kepe beb? Hahaha... I haven't heard that word in a long time.
@ Woozie : You talking bout the son of Suparman or the Dark Knight? :D
Or maybe he's crab food ...
One can only hope
@ G : Yeah totally... I would wanna know about it if he does become it though. hahaa.
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