Faux Fur .vs. Gen Fur

Guess where fur looks good? That's right.
NOT humans.
For the gluttons for heartbreak, here you go :
http://strasbourgcurieux.com/fourrure/spanish [strictly NOT for the fainthearted] I never knew how long the inserted video was coz i X-ed it after the first 5 seconds cuz i thought i was gonna start bawling my guts out.
The only "fur" i 'approve' of its sheepskin, mainly coz sheep grow their wool back every other season. So its cool. All hail the supermods who denounce gen-fur outfits. Honestly, what the hell is wrong with faux fur? Say it with me : Technology.
Imagine this conversation between an innocent dude who wears sheep-lining jacket, and a rich woman who sports a genuine fur coat. --
Dude: Hell, lady, is that REAL fur?
Rich Bitch: Of course! Its genuine lynx fur ok.. I got it for a bargain price- $6000 at a Nueva Yorka Boutique.

Dude: Bloody hell! Six grand for one lynxy coat? Why woman, i got my sheepskin jacket for just $49.90 at John Little..and that wasn't even a sale..
Rich Bitch: Young man, unlike you, i hardly purchase any items on sale. And sheepskin? Pooh! No such shabby material in my wardrobe. Do you want to know why my original lynx fur coat is so friggen expensive?

Dude: Not really, but tell me anyway.
Rich Bitch: Well, after hiring several bastards to capture like 15 furry lynxes, the big bosses then use more money to get people to rip off the God-given protective covering from the defenseless creatures!

Dude: hey isn't that kinda fuggen cruel?!!
Rich Bitch: Do not interrupt me. There's more... After that, more moolah is needed to export those skins to the US of A from Russia/China/wherever. Soon, it reaches the hands of some big-name designer in NY who unfortunately, has neither had the opportunity to learn about faux fur; or thinks that using faux fur will lower his standards. Anyway, this dirtyass sonofatoot will then design some great fur outfit,which he reckons will be too fashionable for words. Couple the outfit with his already-famous name and all, voila!, you got the $6000 price tag. Its up to materialistic peeholes like me to buy it, and keep this heartless industry alive. Have i made it clear, young man?

*sigh* btw, lest you don't know what a lynx is..... its a gorgeous wild feline, already endangered coz of said fothamuckers.
can't see it?
And I thought everyone had a heart.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

FUCKK! they shld at least kill it properly first right. hopefully they die HAIRLESS! No, make tht BALL-LESS! and someone cut their balls like how they cut the legs of the animal..!!

Anonymous said...

gosh.......i nearly cried

Anonymous said...

Yes...stop buying real fur.it is inhuman..

Nashe^ said...

woah Mie...ball-less sak kene..
Dun worry, there's always retribution.

Nashe^ said...

and anonymous, yes. its totally completely inhumane.. thanks for the comment.

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