I was recently reminded of this teacher... Mr Dennis L. And i couldn't stop laughing just thinkin of the stupid 5 minutes he put me thru when i came late for school one fine morning. Lets recap and summarize.
Dennis: Where's your ez-link card!? Give me your ez-link card! [he's talkin dang loudly.The only person who didnt hear him was that fisherman fishin for salmon in Antarctica)
Me(lying): I don't have it.
Dennis: How can you not have it???
Me: I din bring...
Dennis: Din bring!! Then tell me how you get to school evryday?!
Me: I walk to school..
Dennis(takes one step back) : .....You WALK? Do you know that you're supposed to bring your ezlink card EVERYwhere you go?
Me: huh...
Dennis: Yes! How do i know you're not somebody from West Spring, with a bomb in your bag planning to blow up this school?!
Me: *snort* what.....
Dennis: What's the proof that you're from Zhenghua??
Me: Well...for one thing i got worksheets...(handing him the ZSS Chemistry notes i held). There, got Mdm Yeo's name.
Dennis: (glaringly takes a look) What class are you from?
Me: 4E1.
Dennis: 4E1 somemore!(shrieks) Are you aware that 4E1 is considered the best class?!
Me: Uh..ok. [i mean, whatever lah]
Dennis: You know ah, our school may even install a security system at the gate. Each time a student enter, must tap his ezlink card. No ezlink card, no entry. How are you going to come to school if you always never bring your ezlink??!!
Me: *wtf are you talkin about* look

I guess he realized i wasn't gonna entertain him much longer, so i was asked to write my name on this paper.. lame sia.. He wasnt even the DM can?? And btw, for those who don't know, West Spring Sec is very near to my school. So its like, our rivals or something. And if i was a WSS kid with a bomb, there was no time like that present to blow up ma rival school AND this annoying mad-ass of a teacher. And his mega-decibel volume was an attempt to like, humiliate me in front of the other 4 latecomers, i bet. He failed desperately though, coz like 3 of them were just as dumbfounded as i am. I mean, an EZLINK SECURITY SYSTEM?? Gimme a break!
Our lil school can't even afford collared camp Tshirts, so don't even dream of ez-link gate-machines!
Lame lame lame...