Ok I'm officially worn out. Stayed up all night with my cousin to watch the 15th Asian Games, @ Doha, Qatar. Screw the Chinese!!! The female swimmers are just plain stuck-up! They won whatever event, winning Gold and Silver, and completely blatantly ostracised the Japanese Bronzer. You can so see it, they posed for the picture shoulder-hugging, leaving the Jap standing pathetically alone next to them holding her Bronze medal, goat-doll and bouquet. They didn't even shake hands!

Excuse me, but that is such unacceptable behaviour, seeing that all the other winners displayed gorgeous attitude and sportsmanship. But it was China after all, so I guess... the key word here is COMMUNIST.
What more can we expect?

Ogling the male swimmers really takes a lot out of you. My cousin declared Vladislav Polyakov of Kazakhstan as her husband, and I'm formally placing claims on one of the Japs and the hottie from Saudi. Ahmed Al Kasmani, or something along that line. And we both went hopping around the room (past midnight) for the Korean Gold medallist, Park Tae Hwa. Or something. Huhu...

Watching these people really makes me feel like all hope is lost for Singaporean men. They don't measure up, like, at all, compared with the Arabians, Indonesians, Turks, Indians and Koreans. And if you may, please answer this question - What jumps first to your mind when I mention "Singaporean guys"?

I bet you couldn't really answer, since you're puking your guts out seeing the image of utter disgust and ungentlemanliness floating around in your mind.
And really, I don't mind admitting that the women are not much better. I'm not gonna be a downright liar or get all hypocritical and say that I'm so distinctive or whatsoever, but I can tell you that I do stand apart from the unspoken classes of people.

And quite honestly, I don't get a lot of this Singaporean bullshit. From the kiasu-ism, to the government politics, and down to the fucking laws against unnatural sex. I mean, what makes them think that they can stop people from going oral if they want to? What, you're going to put CCTVs in peoples' rooms now? Sheesh. Lets be realistic like, for once. And damn, I've totally strayed from my real topic. This post was to introduce to you, my fair readers, my (future) son.

Behold! My ickle baby boy! (Watch the whole thing, or you might miss a solid move or two!)